Hurricane Harbor

A writer and a tropical muse. A funky Lubavitcher who enjoys watching the weather, hurricanes, listening to music while enjoying life with a sense of humor and trying to make sense of it all!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Hurricane Shutters & Condoms.. On a Most Basic Level

So, let's break this down to the one common denominator that most people can understand.

The storm is out there..it is going to come..this way..
You bought shutters...made sure you had shutters....
Now the storm is here.. things are hot and heavy and explosive..
But you aren't sure... do you REALLY NEED the shutters..

Sort of like having to go downstairs and look in your purse or find your wallet on the floor somewhere and take out the condoms that you hate using anyway.

Do you?
Don't you?
Can you get by without it?
You take one more look at the satellite loop and wonder... do I NEED the shutters?

Or........
You decide nothing is going to happen. Just a night of talk and watching an old video.. Gone With the Wind maybe or.. It's A Wonderful Life and maybe a little cuddling, suddenly things get hotter and heavier and the wind starts to blow and the rain starts to come down and things come up that you HAVE to tke care of and you think "OH SHIT... DO I HAVE TO GO OUT TO THE CAR IN THIS RAINSTORM FOR A CONDOM..."

No one wants to run out to the garage in the middle of an early squall with high winds tugging at you and the shutters trying to put them up..

Safe Sex?

Safe in a Storm?

What do you do?

Well...I'll leave that in your hands.

But, if you have the money.. you go out and buy rolladen.. flick the switch..down they go and you are alone in the dark with your beautiful maiden or hunky stud and you can enjoy the storm safely.

Basically... it is that simple.

If you don't have the money...well you know the old song..

"The rich get rich and the poor get children.. in the meantime.. in between time..ain't we got fun?"

1 Comments:

At 7:08 PM, Anonymous Aluminum Fences said...

Hi friends,

While some hurricane shutters close over the top of the window, others roll down to cover the glass panels. Both water from strong rain and powerful wind from tropical storms can damage windowpanes. One of the older styles of shutters is the accordion. These are installed on the interior of the home and can be closed quickly when needed. They're often made from wood, can be used on sliding glass doors in order to protect them from strong wind and rain as well as tornadoes. Thanks for sharing it..........

 

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